Sal Elder

Animation

• Cat animation with machine learning
• Trump animation with machine learning
• Great and unmatched wisdom
• What if George Lucas remastered Seinfeld?

Programming

• Why you need an offline random number generator
• All 6,696 possible spoonerisms of the form xy z ↔ y xz
• Greatness clock

Music

Letters and essays

• Why the political axis is logarithmic
• Warning labels on soda?

Limericks, couplets, etc.

• Euler's proof that there are infinitely many primes, as a limerick
• The First Amendment as a couplet
• Global warming
• Summary of Baptism
• Class struggle
• Episcopal charades

Cartoons

• Left vs. Right in America
• Postcoital scene for a couple trying to quit smoking
• Panhandling
• New Haven, CT
• The road to Ithaca, NY
• Nubble Lighthouse (York, ME)

Misc.

• My old WordPress blog
• Notes on Itô calculus & quantitative trading